12 Days of Christmas by Bob & Doug McKenzie

Bob: Okay, good day. This is the Christmas part of the album, you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh, or to yourself on Christmas Eve if there is nothing else to do.
Doug: Good day, eh? In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part.
Bob: Oh, I guarantee ya, you'd be on.
Doug: Okay, uh, this is our Christmas song, in case ya don't know what to get someone for Christmas.
Doug: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen, and don't get stuck. By the way, that's me on the organ.
Bob: Okay, jeez.
Doug: You start.
Bob: Okay ...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Beer!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 turtlenecks
and a beer

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a beer!

Doug: ... 'K, that should be more there.
Bob: Where?

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a beer ... in a tree

Bob: Oh.
Doug: See? Ya need more.
Bob: Yeah.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a beer ... in a tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 packs of two-four
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
Bob: Beauty.
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a beer in a tree

Bob: Okay.
Doug: Okay?

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 packs of smokes
Doug: Nice gift. Oh ...
6 packs of two-four
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a beer in a tree

Bob: Ah man, I keep forgettin'.
Doug: Whew! This should be just the two days of Christmas. It's too hard for us!
Bob: Um ...
Doug: Go, hoser.
Bob: Oh!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 comic books
7 packs of smokes
6 packs of two-four
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a beer on my ...

Bob: Wow, that beer's empty. Okay, day ...
Angelic Chorus: TWELVE!
Bob: Ahh, twelve.
Doug: Good day, and welcome to day twelve.
Bob: Yeah.

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a be-ee-er in a tree-ee-ee!!!

Doug: Where did you learn to do that?
Bob: Uh, albums.
Doug: Go'on. So, like, that's our song. Merry Christmas ...
Bob: Merry Christmas!
Doug: ... and good day.
Bob: Good day everybody.



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